My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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