people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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