But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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