If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Is it because I queefed?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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