I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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