ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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