love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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