A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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