I just threw up on my dentist
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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