In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm like, not good at living.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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