why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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