Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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