No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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