help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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