Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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