so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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