What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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