I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Duck Duck Cougar?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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