I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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