no, he came in my armpit
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Everyone says I win the strip club
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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