just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My life is pants optional.
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