so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So many bounce houses so little time
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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