I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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