They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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