We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my being single is dangerous.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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