last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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