She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I forget how to act sober
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