As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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