It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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