Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you made out with another girl for some wings
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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