woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the day after is always just damage control
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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