you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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