Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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