Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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