i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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