arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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