Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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