they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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