So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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