a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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