There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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