I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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