How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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