nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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