you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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