i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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