Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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