nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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