Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hate all girls vehemently.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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