Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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