Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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