I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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