We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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