I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
and she was petting her beer can
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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