he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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