plz talk dirty to me
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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