great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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