Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My vagina is officially offended.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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