On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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